January 2012
Phones about to die and I’m still at this dumb bar full of smelly people.
I just want to go back home and put on sweat pants and have my jello shots and vodka gummy bears and get fucked up.
December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
I already ordered his present. He doesn’t know what I got him but he’s begging me for $70 boots. Ugh. No.
Can someone please rip my ovaries out
I just checked my horoscope and I want to cry. It couldnt be any more correct than it is.
“Look after your head as it may suffer from migranes.” I have a horrible headache right now.
“Go for a nice thermal spa session, you deserve it!” I’m about to leave for a pedicure.. I haven’t gotten one in a year or two.
“You’ll be under pressure this week....
It’s pretty scary getting a call from a friend letting you know he is in jail……..
(As I started typing this, he called again..from jail.. Weird!!)
